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The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
It just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Tell me what ya think?
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